Tooth Fairy service levels have really declined…

Our son Oliver has brought to our attention that for his last few teeth, the tooth fairy seems to have totally dropped the ball, often taking DAYS to make payments for teeth left under his pillow.  Several mornings he woke up looking to collect his bounty, only to find that the assigned tooth fairy was not attending to his/her duties punctually.  Well…this morning Ollie finally learned that his tooth fairy is a male (name not disclosed presumably to protect his TF’s privacy).  He also learned how badly his tooth fairy was really performing, but now that management is on it, he shouldn’t have any persistent service issues…

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